LEMBU

Alhamdulillah. Rasa macam sihat. Hopefully sihat walau dah makan banyak daging lembu sempena Raya Korban. Sekarang dah kena makan ubat kolestrol pulak. Lebih sebulan tak menulis di sini. Memang sibuk. Selepas cuti panjang MC IJN, terus sibuk dan menyibuk. 2 hari lepas di Parlimen, ada Economic Council dan discussion. Tapi biasalah kerja sebagai gurka saja...Anyway balik cerita pasal korban, di Malaysia tentulah lembu kena korban sebab tak banyak unta atau hampir tiada unta. Disini ada cerita pasal lembu. Copy dari blog lain. Walaupun dah lama cerita ni dicirculate tapi bila baca masih relevent dan ada maksud tersirat yang boleh diteladani:

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. You give 1 cow to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows. The state take over both cows and give you 2 cans of milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows. The state take over both cows and sell the milk to you.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The state take over both cows and shot you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows. The state take over both cows, shot one, get the milk from the other and throw it away.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows . You sell one, and force the other one to produce milk as much as 4 cows. Then, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow died. (Malaysia pun buat macam ni sebab tu ramai Con sultant)

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows. You go in the street, gather the mass, blockade the street, because you want 3 cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have 2 cows .You redesigned them so they can produce 20 times as much milk. Then you create a cartoon profile of smart cow named "Cowkimon" and sell it to the world.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows. You redesigned them so they can live for more than 100 years, eat only once a month, and they can milk each others.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. So you decide to go out for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.You count them and dream what if you have 5 cows . You count them again and dream what if you have 42 cows . You count them again and realized that you only have 2 cows. You stop counting and open a bottle of Vodka. (Ni paling best)

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them are yours. Then you charge administrative fee to the owners for keeping there.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have 2 cows . You have 300 people to milk those cows. You say that there is low unemployment and domestic demand is high, hence the milk production value is high. You arrest reporters who report the truth.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows. Both are mad cows.

IRAQ CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have many cows. You tell them you don't have them. No one believes you, so they bomb and invade your country. They couldn't find any but they insist that you still have many cows.